August 6, 2010

Scene From a Tree Lot - Take 3

Dear Customer;

Yes, that's right - when the wind is threatening to rip the shade cloth off the hoop houses and fling it into Kansas and the city's tornado sirens are going off and the store manager is in the nursery telling the employees to get inside because a funnel cloud has been spotted nearby, I most certainly will abandon you in mid-conversation.

By the way, I don't get paid on commission, so I get paid the same either way - regardless of what you "had intended to spend" before you were treated so shabbily.

Kind Regards,


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