Customer: Do you have any sage?
Me: Yes, we do. Are you looking for the herb or the shrub?
Customer: Well, whatever one they use for cleaning.
Customer's Husband: She means 'cleansing'.
Customer: I just got a new job and the lady who had the office before me died. I want a plant for my office that will cleanse it.
Customer: These will grow under florescent lights, right?
I did my due diligence and told her I thought she would probably need a better light source than that. The last I saw of her, she and her husband were headed indoors (with their new 5-gallon sage[brush] plant) in search of a desktop grow light.